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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 08:11

No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
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Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How do you get free followers on TikTok in 5 minutes?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
AI risks 'broken' career ladder for college graduates, some experts say - ABC News
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
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They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
How does the narcissist react when he realizes you no longer care?
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Should parents force their kids to go to school when they are sick?